p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like… idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell
milkouji: my son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
samqirl: before u cancel hannibal let me explain u a thing
robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
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jammy-lannistray: I also noticed something Talisa was all like “IM NOT LIEK OTHER GURLS” after Blackfish apologized for swearing Meanwhile, Catelyn didn’t give a shit about swearing and didn’t expect anyone to fawn over her for it because she was busy trying to tell her weapon’s grade dumfuck of a son to take the war seriously because THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING YOU COLOSSAL FUCK UPS Nobody...
latenightjimmy: popculturebrain: New ‘Arrested Development’ Clip featuring Ed Helms Portia de Rossi brought a clip of the new Arrested Development with her last night. That is all.