February 2010
Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make... →
so very very true
Going over to Chelcie's to watch the Grammy's.
I might bring my Mac…
January 2010
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It’s colder than a witch’s tit outside.
– Sarah’s Grandma
Alright. Everybody here who is not being sued by Earl for wrongful termination...
– Eric Foreman
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formspring.me
can i lick yours?
My… what? Regardless I would rather not have someone I didn’t know licking anything of mine, thank you. :)
Ask me anything
Liz: And I ‘ve gotten rid of all my Colin Firth movies, in case they’re...
– 30 Rock, 3.1 (via hellowitty) (via dwightyouignorantslut)
<3
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See I thought love was black and white, that it was wrong or it was right. But...
– Missy Higgins
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Finally got a last.fm be my friend? lol. :) →
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I hate this.
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Sam and Sarah on Oral.
2: 02 am
Sarah
someone also asked if i liked my pussy licked
i was like duh
haha
2: 02 am
Samantha
lol they asked me that too! I was like who doesn't?
2: 03 am
Sarah
retarded question right? haha
2: 04 am
Samantha
lol really
who would say no to that
that's like asking a guy if they like blow jobs
2: 04 am
Sarah
haha unless teeth are involved.
hahaha
2: 04 am
Samantha
lol well I wouldn't want someone biting my vag either
2: 04 am
Sarah
like honestly though i think sucking dicks a million times easier than going down on a girl
cause i feel like you can really suck at that ha
sucking dick is so easy
haha
2: 05 am
Samantha
lol there are girls who suck at giving head too
hahahaha
redundant