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I love two things in this world. Everybody & Television.

sam. college student. teacher in training. vocal feminist. maryland. television. music.

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unflinchingly: danielleosaurus-rex: thecomedyhipster: I would drink alcohol for this oooeygooeygoodness: The Fish Bowl Ingredients ½ cup Nerds candy½ gallon goldfish bowl5 oz. vodka5 oz. Malibu rum3 oz. blue Curacao6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix16 oz. pineapple juice16 oz. Sprite3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange4 Swedish gummy fish Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws. BRB making and drinking these and only these for the rest of my life. Oh fishbowls. How you’ve ruined some of the best nights of my life. And by ruined I mean enhanced to levels of of undesirable enthusiasm and inebriation. 

unflinchingly:

danielleosaurus-rex:

thecomedyhipster:

I would drink alcohol for this

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients 
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

BRB making and drinking these and only these for the rest of my life.

Oh fishbowls. How you’ve ruined some of the best nights of my life. And by ruined I mean enhanced to levels of of undesirable enthusiasm and inebriation.