“By far, my sexiest quality is my strength. I don’t even like talking about it, because it comes off as kind of bragging or whatever, so I don’t usually talk about this, but I’m really strong. If you wanted me to, I could lift, say, this lamp right here. I could throw it through a doorway, as long as the doorway was super huge. I could lift up a garbage can as long as it wasn’t filled with stuff. I’m stronger…I’m stronger than most children.”

(Source: amypoehler)